This was an insert in the CD:
MY FRIEND SCOTT BECKWITH AND I GOT TOGETHER TO WRITE SOME SONGS AND TRY OUT MY NEWLY PURCHASED STUDIO RECORDING SYSTEM. WE STARTED WORKING ON SOME SERIOUS HEARTFELT SONGS (ONE WHICH MUSICALLY ENDED UP BEING THE SONG "FREE") BUT WE SOON BECAME BORED WITH IT AND TALK TURNED TO WRITING SOMETHING SILLY. SOON TALK TURNED TO ONE OF SCOTT'S OLD FLAMES AND HER MOM WHOM  SCOTT DIDN'T PARTICULARLY LIKE. THAT'S WHEN HE BEGAN LITERALLY SCREAMING "WHORE". IT MADE ME CRAZY. SO CRAZY THAT I AGREED TO WRITE A SONG WHERE HE SCREAMED "WHORE". BASICALLY I AGREED TO IT THINKING "I'LL TALK HIM OUT OF THE WHOLE SCREAMING THING LATER".  ANYTHING TO SHUT HIM UP. WELL I DIDN'T TALK HIM OUT OF IT, IN FACT I NOW ADMIRE H IS GENIUS EVEN MORE..........WHY? BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY FREAKIN LIFE! AND BECAUSE THE MAN HAD A VISION! A VISION THAT SCREAMING "WHORE"  WOULD BE FUNNY! THERE ARE SOME FOLKS WHO DON'T SEE THE HUMOR IN THIS SONG, AND I UNDERSTAND. I THINK EVERY SONGWRITER, COMEDIENNE, WHOEVER ALWAYS FEARS PEOPLE "WON'T GET IT". I AM HOWEVER OVER THAT,  YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? BECAUSE IT MADE ME LAUGH AND IT STILL DOES.
WE KNOW IT'S RIDICULOUS. THAT WAS THE WHOLE IDEA SHMUCK!

MICHAEL PANDISCIO
 
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