MY FRIEND SCOTT
BECKWITH AND I GOT TOGETHER TO WRITE SOME SONGS AND TRY OUT MY NEWLY
PURCHASED STUDIO RECORDING SYSTEM. WE STARTED WORKING ON SOME SERIOUS
HEARTFELT SONGS (ONE WHICH MUSICALLY ENDED UP BEING THE SONG "FREE") BUT WE
SOON BECAME BORED WITH IT AND TALK TURNED TO WRITING SOMETHING SILLY. SOON
TALK TURNED TO ONE OF SCOTT'S OLD FLAMES AND HER MOM WHOM SCOTT DIDN'T
PARTICULARLY LIKE. THAT'S WHEN HE BEGAN LITERALLY SCREAMING "WHORE". IT MADE
ME CRAZY. SO CRAZY THAT I AGREED TO WRITE A SONG WHERE HE SCREAMED "WHORE".
BASICALLY I AGREED TO IT THINKING "I'LL TALK HIM OUT OF THE WHOLE SCREAMING
THING LATER". ANYTHING TO SHUT HIM UP. WELL I DIDN'T TALK HIM OUT OF
IT, IN FACT I NOW ADMIRE H IS GENIUS EVEN MORE..........WHY? BECAUSE I HAVE
NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY FREAKIN LIFE! AND BECAUSE THE MAN HAD A VISION!
A VISION THAT SCREAMING "WHORE" WOULD BE FUNNY! THERE ARE SOME FOLKS
WHO DON'T SEE THE HUMOR IN THIS SONG, AND I UNDERSTAND. I THINK EVERY
SONGWRITER, COMEDIENNE, WHOEVER ALWAYS FEARS PEOPLE "WON'T GET IT". I AM
HOWEVER OVER THAT, YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? BECAUSE IT MADE ME LAUGH AND IT
STILL DOES.
WE KNOW IT'S RIDICULOUS. THAT WAS THE WHOLE IDEA SHMUCK!
MICHAEL PANDISCIO |